Thursday, 3 April 2008

Upturn

Despite my MISERABLE morning, today got a lot better.

After 4, when I got out of the chemistry loop, and into some Daft Punk, everything was brilliant. The new QC was cood because it had SVEN! The best half Swedish, half Italian womaniser in the world of comics.

So, that was good. Then I played a little bit of COD:4, also a good thing to do to make yourself feel better.


Anyway, mood aside, I've got little to say today. The QCForums are mine, and err, thats it.

Au Rev.

Yeuch

Bad night. I'm now tired, moody and I have no motivation for anything.

HOWEVER! Those of you who live anyway near Northwich, you have to find a way of getting to Banned Night on Friday night. To see this abomination and his band.

Honestly, thats a night worth getting thrown out of. Come heckle with me!

Also, Questionable Content got updated last night. Go check it out!

Until lunch,
Au Rev.

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

The Abyss

Where is everyone tonight? Is there a public holiday happening that I somehow missed out on? I swear its just Wednesday night, yet there isn't a single person on MSN/Myspace/Facebook.

Please god tell me I haven't missed something huge.

Also, another Questionable Content Link. It really is the best. It has everything: comedy, angst, romance, robots, dune references AND indie snobbery.
*

I swear, you'd never get these links/images outta me were it not for W3Schools and the very basic grasp of HTML it gave me. Yeah, thats NOT a shameless advert, its a real reccommendation for anyone with a myspace/penchant for moving text.
Its so very uncool!

Ehehehehe. Yeah. I get a little carried away. You should see my script.

What else can I add to all this? Errrr...

The Daft Punk album "Discovery" is so good I wish I had known about it before 4:30PM today. Although it lulls a bit at track 6 ("Nightvision") it more than makes up for it. After all, it has:
  • One More Time
  • Aerodynamic
  • Digital Love
  • Harder Better Faster Stronger
  • Crescendolls

which is more or less the best opening to an album I've heard since ever, and at least until I make my dream mixtape, although I wonder if dance and misery music = Epic Fail.

Anyway, I really should stop. We are less than 500 characters from an interpol album review, and my hyperbole medication ran out. Ahaha.

Au rev.


*Blogger cut Faye off the banner, not me!

Remarkably short post (Compensation ftw, hurr)

Why are SwedishNorwegian people so FUCKING COOL?

Stupid England.

N.B.
Experiencing Technical Difficulties? This will DEFINITELY make it better.

Au Rev.

Soooo

I think this entire blog was, to all extents and purposes, a phenomenal example of what I can achieve when I put my mind to something. That is to say, sweet naff all. So, I figured I'd better try and sort this out.

As such, I have decided to take several steps to combat this.




  1. The WoW stuff is gonna get rare. And I mean like mating pandas, intelligent footballers rare.* Sure, it might happen, but please, don't hold your breath.*

  2. I will use this site as two things:


    • A soap box, of sorts. I straight up LOVE complaining

    • A place to post whatever webcomic/game/nerdfest I'm into at the moment

    • A place to beg for comments, just so I have someone to talk to something better than work to read

  3. I'll do my level best to post a few times a week.**

  4. I won't shame myself with a hit counter. I don't think they come in 2 column edition

And thats it. Not quite the 12 steps of AA Self-Help fame, but still. Hopefully it'll make things better.


So get ready for a bonafide, genuine barf-o-rama.


Thats if I can be arsed to post after my initial flurry tonight.


*If you do hold your breath, and die, I am NOT responsible. And yes, I know its more likely you'll pass out and then breathe again. In which case, heap on the lawsuits, people!


**This statement will immediately become null and void when I either forget my password -OR- get CS:S. Prepare thyself, for surely the earth is doomed.




Au Rev.

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Can't Cook, Won't Cook, Will Starve

Why, Blizzard, do you have to make cooking so horribly depressing? I don't want to go and kill 1012 boars just so I can get past 100 skill. Can't we just undergo chef training, and get immediate 375, for say, 50 gold? I really, really would like to have a constant supply of [Warp Burgers] but I really don't want the hellish amount of westfall boar liver grinding it would require to make them. So please, a complete overhaul of the secondary profession system would be mucho appreciato. Or whatever. B in Spanish, baby.

Segundo Punto: The Talbuk/Clefthoof/Windroc Mastery quests are a depressing return to Stranglethorn Hole's questing methods. 30 is too many. 15 would be nice. I KNOW its good XP, and I do eventually get a nice gun, but still. It's dull, and I want to have fun. Nagrand is gorgeous, so can't we have a sightseeing/photography questline? Best shot of Oshu'gun each day rewards some Kurenai/Consortium rep. That'd be nice. Make it happen!

3: /whine

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Why You Are Better Than A Warlock (WYABTAW)

Big night tonight. Another post! Within, what, 15 minutes of the old one. The addiction returns.

Anyway. Yes, you, as a hunter, are better than a warlock. Better how, you may ask? Well, in every way, I may answer.
Yes thats right. There is nothing a warlock can do that you can't do better. But I don't mean in raids, or anything of that sort. I mean, in terms of how DAMN cool you are. But where is your evidence? WHERE, DAMNIT?
Chill out, sweetcheeks. Its coming.

Number one, you have a pet. BUT SO DO THE LOCKS! Yes. But they have to drag said pet from another realm and force it to do as they say. Even then, the newly summoned demons complain about this alot. Whereas you, you get yours by sauntering over, and just being cool in its general direction. At first, you may seem arrogant to the (insert pet type here) and it will try to put you in your place. But with a little bit of time, they'll come to realise just how excellent you are, and happily trot around alongside you, never complaining. And that, is one reason why you are better.

Number two, you get some sweet looking gear. Warlocks, they get their evil, dark looking stuff, and strut about all smug. But you get your demon stalker armour, and lo and behold, you have FEL CANNONS FOR SHOULDERS! Could you be any cooler? No.

Number three, you don't wear a dress. Period.

And point numero cuatro, you, yes you there, you get to do something that no other class in the game gets to do. You get to have a pet tiger. A pet tiger, for christ's sake. You're like Siegfried and Roy, crossed with Rambo. And if thats not the best thing ever, then I'll eat my [Helm of Lupine Grace]